with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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