Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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