xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just cropdusted the office
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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