It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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