So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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