a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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