I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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