IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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