You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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