Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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