why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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