If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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