Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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