it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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