how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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