If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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