Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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