party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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