I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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