Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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