you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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