It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
