this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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