Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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