Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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