Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My first STD was from a foam party
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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