More tranny stories later!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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