What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
