she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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