I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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