It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
my poor anus
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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