I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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