i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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