She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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