ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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