Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
