i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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