Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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