So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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