i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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