you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
