Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
