New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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