Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
