Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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