The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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