I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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