There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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