And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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