Dual....:-)
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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