Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Two words: nipple clamps
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