Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I wish i was in the wii world.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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