Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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