I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You may now shotgun with the bride
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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